Capitol Punishment was a night where everything went off without a hitch…

That is if you were on the HOW Marketing Team or a HOW Investor.

Providing they weren’t thrown off by what is widely being referred to as “The Anal Bead Incident” backstage, then HOW Investors and the Marketing team are sitting pretty after a very lucrative evening of entertainment.

“The Verizon center was sold out… always a good start,” Jonathan Fitch Marketing correspondent told WRR “and Merchandise Revenue was well above expected projections.”

But for Fitch and for anyone else “invested” in how much money HOW brings in, the most pleasant surprise of the evening was the Pay Per View Revenue. “It went above and beyond our greatest expectations and we’d like to take a moment and offer all of our HOW fans out there who purchased our show a heartfelt “Thank You.” Thanks to our fans generosity and their willingness to part with their hard earned money, it is with great pleasure that I announce HOW will begin a lengthy touring schedule, as Monday Night Mayhem, under General Manager Ryan Faze’s watchful eye, will go on the road. It is important to give everyone who watched us on TV a chance to see HOW action LIVE.”

It should also be noted that the previously reported businesses that hosted Official HOW Watch Parties for fans also enjoyed “a substantial increase” in profits brought it by broadcasting HOW on their television screens.

“It was a situation where everyone came away with something for their efforts” Fitch said. “And it’s a situation we hope to duplicate throughout the United States and eventually worldwide.”

Lee Best and the HOW Board of Directors will be watching Ryan Faze’s Mayhem very carefully as it goes on the road. Reports have indicated that HOW mainstays Joe Hoffman, “Big Buff” Benny Newell, Joel Hortega, Matt Boettcher, and Mindy Smith have all opted to stay in Chicago to work in the atmosphere they are most familiar with, the Best Arena.

This means that a BRAND NEW staff will be present for Mayhem as it tours.

Details about the new Staff are largely unknown, but Ryan Faze has been working hand-in-hand with Lee Best to go through a mountain of applications to make sure the right people for the job are accepted.

“These are going to be the new faces of Mayhem. They have to be people you can identify with, get to know, and most importantly want to see week after week.” Ryan Faze was quoted saying. “It’s been a very difficult, yet very exciting time for me right now.”

Ryan Faze also announced the first location of the “new” Mayhem that is scheduled for August 17th, 2009.

His original hometown CLEVELAND OHIO! At the Wolstein Center which boasts a capacity of 13,610. Look for most, if not all of these seats to be filled as Ohio fans come out to be entertained by HOW and Faze’s Brand of Mayhem. Other dates and locations are expected to be released later today as HOW prepares for Rumble at the Rock 2, October 5th from Alcatraz Prison.

-James Karma "High Octane News Network"