Monday, August 17, 2009

Good morning Ladies and Gents, we’re about 14 hours away from Ryan Faze’s New Brand of Mayhem, though whether or not it will earn the accolade of “New and Improved” remains to be seen, after all Pepsi thought “Crystal Pepsi” Would make waves in the soft drink Market and look how wrong they were.

Some people say that there’s already one Strike against Ryan faze for booking such a short show, the Card itself is only three matches long, and while it’s packed with High Octane Talent from start to finish many wonder if it would have been better for the inaugural show if Faze had spread it out a bit more.

But this aside let’s break down the matches.

First up we’ve got Shane Reynolds vs. Triple P, both men are no strangers to the spotlight, both have proven time and time again that they are worthy HOW talent and that they earn their Pay Checks, Ryan Faze has chosen to open up the first show of Mayhem with what is by all appearance’s A Pay Per View Quality Match, Shane Reynolds is Just coming off a Hellacious Feud with Max Kael, and a match where he retained his ICON Championship against two huge names of HOW “Issac Slade” and “Aceldama” and while Shane may have some residual frustrations left over after his Turmoil Match he may be looking to vent those frustrations on Triple P.

But Triple P has never been anything but One Hundred Percent Talent and Confidence Personified, and if Shane Reynolds thinks he’s going to have a simple walk down to the ring and a quick three count then he’ll have another thing coming, Because the Paul Para’s Won’t settle for anything less than Pure Perfection.

Next we’ve got a match that could easily steal the show a five man Hardcore Rules Elimination Match where it’ll be Scottywood vs. Johnny Otaku vs. Bob “Fucking” Jared vs. Silver Phoenix vs. Jason Midnight!

Some might call this a Crossroads Match, Scottywood seems to be struggling to come up with a win these days and a win here would be a tremendous confidence booster for the former HOW Comissioner, and what better place to grab this win then in a World Scotty knows all too well?

Scotty Knows Ladies and Gentlemen, Scotty Knows Hardcore.

But this match could go in any direction and that’s what makes it so appealing for fans, look at the fan sites of any of these five men online and you’ll see their fans arguing just how each man stands an equal chance at walking away with the win here, the most vocal Fans however can no doubt be found in Bob Jared’s Corner, the fan Favourite will no doubt be looking to make a splash in this match, and a win of this Calibre on his debut Mayhem match will most likely rocket him to the upper card in short order.

But the win is just as crucial for Johnny Otaku, Jason Midnight, and Silver Phoenix, any of these three men could use the bragging rights and ego boost that winning this match will gain them, Look for all five of these men to be taking huge risks in this match, because a win this big could be just what one of these fighters needs to push them into a much sought after PPV Match, and Rumble at the Rock 2 is getting closer with each passing day!

Last on the Card and the Main Event is Issac Slade vs. David Black and Spook in a Two on one Handicap match, and if you’ll forgive my opinion this is a complete Bullshit match! This Main Event is simply Ryan Faze abusing his Booking Power to Punish Issac Slade, and the part that makes me the most sick about it is that Ryan Faze will most likely flaunt this and be as unapologetic as he can about it, I’m sure he’ll have a ring side seat at the commentators table to watch it up close and personal.

There’s no way Issac can hope to win this match! He’s Two weeks removed from a Hellacious Match with World Champion Aceldama, he came out of that match on an emotional High when he captured the World Title and defeated his bitter rival, only to be double booked on both Turmoil AND Mayhem! Losing his World Title barely a week later to Aceldama with the help of Shane Reynolds and the Entire Elite Security Firm at their backs…of Course Elite was there as “Lumberjacks” mind you but a Rose by any other name is a rose, and Bullshit by any other name still smells just as bad.
Slade takes on The GOD of LSD David Black and Spook, a formidable Superstar who makes his return to the Mayhem Roster, The combined might of these two super stars would be a handful for any two superstars on the HOW Roster, but for a beaten and nearly broken Issac Slade it may prove to be the straw that breaks Slade’s back.

Aside from the Card we’ll be introduced to a brand new Mayhem staff, with the monumental task of drafting and hiring out of the way Ryan Faze now his hands full with what he’s created, one can’t help but wonder if by the end of the show if it will be the Inmates who are running the Asylum.

Will the new Mayhem Staff Impress the fans?

Will Ryan Faze’s Gamble on a “Shorter” Debut card yield a Payoff?

Will this new High Octane Superstar Roster be able to work together let alone co-exist?

Tune in TONIGHT for an all New Mayhem to find out the answers to these questions and More! And regardless of what happens you can bet that “Mayhem” is going to live up to its name!

-James Karma “High Octane News Network”

Thursday, August 13, 2009

New to High Octane Wrestling? Then Check This Out!

If you’re new to HOW

Then here’s some links of interest for you.

First and foremost the HOW Website, if you haven’t visited HOW then do yourself a favour and enter our World, Called the “ECW” of the E-Wrestling Torch Affiliate Feds HOW is a collection of superb workers both veteran and up and coming superstars.

http://www.howrestling.com/

Now that you’ve seen HOW You may want to catch up with HOW’s Latest PPV Capitol Punishment which saw some intensely violent matches as old scores were settled and blood was spilled.

http://www.howrestling.com/results/result.aspx?id=74

The capitol Punishment Theme was “Taking you down” by Egypt Central and it proved to be a good choice indeed.

High Octane Television is your source for HOW Show Ratings and Individual Rp ratings, You can see the top earners in the fed and see who’s on top of the rankings from week to week, if you follow HOW then you’ll enjoy following their ratings war as well when TNT and Mayhem Square of each week in the never ending ratings war.

http://hotv.howrestling.com/

And the list certainly wouldn’t be complete without the addition of the HOR…That’s High Octane Radio for those of you who were thinking otherwise, On this site you listen to hours of classic HOW Radio footage, though be warned some it is NSFW

http://www.howrestling.com/radio/

So there you have it, 4 links that make up the well oiled machine that is High Octane Wrestling, The Brainchild of Lee Best who is always looking to push HOW into new territory, these four links will be a worthy addition to anyone’s Favourite’s list.

-James Karma “High Octane News Network”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Friday, August 7, 2009

Capitol Punishment was a night where everything went off without a hitch…

That is if you were on the HOW Marketing Team or a HOW Investor.

Providing they weren’t thrown off by what is widely being referred to as “The Anal Bead Incident” backstage, then HOW Investors and the Marketing team are sitting pretty after a very lucrative evening of entertainment.

“The Verizon center was sold out… always a good start,” Jonathan Fitch Marketing correspondent told WRR “and Merchandise Revenue was well above expected projections.”

But for Fitch and for anyone else “invested” in how much money HOW brings in, the most pleasant surprise of the evening was the Pay Per View Revenue. “It went above and beyond our greatest expectations and we’d like to take a moment and offer all of our HOW fans out there who purchased our show a heartfelt “Thank You.” Thanks to our fans generosity and their willingness to part with their hard earned money, it is with great pleasure that I announce HOW will begin a lengthy touring schedule, as Monday Night Mayhem, under General Manager Ryan Faze’s watchful eye, will go on the road. It is important to give everyone who watched us on TV a chance to see HOW action LIVE.”

It should also be noted that the previously reported businesses that hosted Official HOW Watch Parties for fans also enjoyed “a substantial increase” in profits brought it by broadcasting HOW on their television screens.

“It was a situation where everyone came away with something for their efforts” Fitch said. “And it’s a situation we hope to duplicate throughout the United States and eventually worldwide.”

Lee Best and the HOW Board of Directors will be watching Ryan Faze’s Mayhem very carefully as it goes on the road. Reports have indicated that HOW mainstays Joe Hoffman, “Big Buff” Benny Newell, Joel Hortega, Matt Boettcher, and Mindy Smith have all opted to stay in Chicago to work in the atmosphere they are most familiar with, the Best Arena.

This means that a BRAND NEW staff will be present for Mayhem as it tours.

Details about the new Staff are largely unknown, but Ryan Faze has been working hand-in-hand with Lee Best to go through a mountain of applications to make sure the right people for the job are accepted.

“These are going to be the new faces of Mayhem. They have to be people you can identify with, get to know, and most importantly want to see week after week.” Ryan Faze was quoted saying. “It’s been a very difficult, yet very exciting time for me right now.”

Ryan Faze also announced the first location of the “new” Mayhem that is scheduled for August 17th, 2009.

His original hometown CLEVELAND OHIO! At the Wolstein Center which boasts a capacity of 13,610. Look for most, if not all of these seats to be filled as Ohio fans come out to be entertained by HOW and Faze’s Brand of Mayhem. Other dates and locations are expected to be released later today as HOW prepares for Rumble at the Rock 2, October 5th from Alcatraz Prison.

-James Karma "High Octane News Network"