Good morning Ladies and Gents, we’re about 14 hours away from Ryan Faze’s New Brand of Mayhem, though whether or not it will earn the accolade of “New and Improved” remains to be seen, after all Pepsi thought “Crystal Pepsi” Would make waves in the soft drink Market and look how wrong they were.

Some people say that there’s already one Strike against Ryan faze for booking such a short show, the Card itself is only three matches long, and while it’s packed with High Octane Talent from start to finish many wonder if it would have been better for the inaugural show if Faze had spread it out a bit more.

But this aside let’s break down the matches.

First up we’ve got Shane Reynolds vs. Triple P, both men are no strangers to the spotlight, both have proven time and time again that they are worthy HOW talent and that they earn their Pay Checks, Ryan Faze has chosen to open up the first show of Mayhem with what is by all appearance’s A Pay Per View Quality Match, Shane Reynolds is Just coming off a Hellacious Feud with Max Kael, and a match where he retained his ICON Championship against two huge names of HOW “Issac Slade” and “Aceldama” and while Shane may have some residual frustrations left over after his Turmoil Match he may be looking to vent those frustrations on Triple P.

But Triple P has never been anything but One Hundred Percent Talent and Confidence Personified, and if Shane Reynolds thinks he’s going to have a simple walk down to the ring and a quick three count then he’ll have another thing coming, Because the Paul Para’s Won’t settle for anything less than Pure Perfection.

Next we’ve got a match that could easily steal the show a five man Hardcore Rules Elimination Match where it’ll be Scottywood vs. Johnny Otaku vs. Bob “Fucking” Jared vs. Silver Phoenix vs. Jason Midnight!

Some might call this a Crossroads Match, Scottywood seems to be struggling to come up with a win these days and a win here would be a tremendous confidence booster for the former HOW Comissioner, and what better place to grab this win then in a World Scotty knows all too well?

Scotty Knows Ladies and Gentlemen, Scotty Knows Hardcore.

But this match could go in any direction and that’s what makes it so appealing for fans, look at the fan sites of any of these five men online and you’ll see their fans arguing just how each man stands an equal chance at walking away with the win here, the most vocal Fans however can no doubt be found in Bob Jared’s Corner, the fan Favourite will no doubt be looking to make a splash in this match, and a win of this Calibre on his debut Mayhem match will most likely rocket him to the upper card in short order.

But the win is just as crucial for Johnny Otaku, Jason Midnight, and Silver Phoenix, any of these three men could use the bragging rights and ego boost that winning this match will gain them, Look for all five of these men to be taking huge risks in this match, because a win this big could be just what one of these fighters needs to push them into a much sought after PPV Match, and Rumble at the Rock 2 is getting closer with each passing day!

Last on the Card and the Main Event is Issac Slade vs. David Black and Spook in a Two on one Handicap match, and if you’ll forgive my opinion this is a complete Bullshit match! This Main Event is simply Ryan Faze abusing his Booking Power to Punish Issac Slade, and the part that makes me the most sick about it is that Ryan Faze will most likely flaunt this and be as unapologetic as he can about it, I’m sure he’ll have a ring side seat at the commentators table to watch it up close and personal.

There’s no way Issac can hope to win this match! He’s Two weeks removed from a Hellacious Match with World Champion Aceldama, he came out of that match on an emotional High when he captured the World Title and defeated his bitter rival, only to be double booked on both Turmoil AND Mayhem! Losing his World Title barely a week later to Aceldama with the help of Shane Reynolds and the Entire Elite Security Firm at their backs…of Course Elite was there as “Lumberjacks” mind you but a Rose by any other name is a rose, and Bullshit by any other name still smells just as bad.
Slade takes on The GOD of LSD David Black and Spook, a formidable Superstar who makes his return to the Mayhem Roster, The combined might of these two super stars would be a handful for any two superstars on the HOW Roster, but for a beaten and nearly broken Issac Slade it may prove to be the straw that breaks Slade’s back.

Aside from the Card we’ll be introduced to a brand new Mayhem staff, with the monumental task of drafting and hiring out of the way Ryan Faze now his hands full with what he’s created, one can’t help but wonder if by the end of the show if it will be the Inmates who are running the Asylum.

Will the new Mayhem Staff Impress the fans?

Will Ryan Faze’s Gamble on a “Shorter” Debut card yield a Payoff?

Will this new High Octane Superstar Roster be able to work together let alone co-exist?

Tune in TONIGHT for an all New Mayhem to find out the answers to these questions and More! And regardless of what happens you can bet that “Mayhem” is going to live up to its name!

-James Karma “High Octane News Network”